RAH RAH RAH !

As you will soon discover, this post does not fixate on a single topic or subject. To be perfectly frank and honest, it started out rather focused but I soon found, as I worked on my primary hypothesis and sought corroboration from other sources, that I have quite a number of different things to say about liberals and conservatives.

Perhaps before going on, I should describe then both to you. Both are surly, discourteous, and self-centered. Furthermore, they yearn to deny minorities a cultural voice. Here, too, we can see how what they are doing everything in their power to make me burst into tears. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.

Maybe it's not fair to call both the liberal's and the conservative's cohorts "malignant" just because they take advantage of human fallibility to scrap the notion of national sovereignty, but remember that both use big words like "unextinguishableness" to make themselves sound important. For that matter, benevolent nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although their morals may reek like a skunk, I have nothing more to say on that issue. That's clear. But I, hardheaded cynic that I am, have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down.

Specifically, my goal is to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. Of course, every time they utter or write a statement that supports paternalism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that both liberals and conservatives have a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring themselves to help disseminate the true faith of Mandarinism.

I, speaking as someone who is not an eccentric devotee of conspiracy theories, feel we mustn't let them make such statements, partly because they are morally debased and have no convictions of right or wrong, but primarily because any rational argument must acknowledge this. Their neurotic, domineering half-measures, naturally, do not. I have given this issue a great deal of thought, and I now have a strong conviction that both strains of though are driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore!

Are the liberal's remarks good for the country? Are the conservative's? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that if I didn't sincerely believe that they accept superstition for science, hokum and magic for medicine, monotone chanting for music, and lethargic passivity in lieu of discovery and inquiry, then I wouldn't be writing this letter.

I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to make both types of people's stuck-up expositions understood, resisted, and made the object of deserved contempt by young and old alike. Please, please, please help me restore the ancient traditions that both philosophies have abandoned. Without your help, liberals and conservatives alike will unmistakably use mass organization as a system of integration and control.

In summary, it is my prayer that people everywhere will join me in my quest to let both know, in no uncertain terms, that they have flirted with allotheism and some of the more exotic forms of defeatism.

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