From me ("hereinafter shall be identified the wishor") to you ("hereinafter shall be identified the wishee") and all parties ("hereinafter shall be identified as wishees) :Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, or in combination with such traditions as shall be determined at your sole and absolute discretion; and a financially successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, sexual orientation and preferences, sexual identification and/or gender, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes;
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor;
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first;
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole AND ABSOLUTE discretion of the wishor; and;
* Any references in this greeting to any religious or folk figure or figures, either in whole or in part, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
* Any and all disputes arising hereunder or assignable hereto, whether between the Wishor/Wishee, Wishee/Wishor, or involving any unnamed 3rd party beneficiaries hereto or hereunder either expressed or implied, insofar as such shall be ascertainable at the time or times ascribable under this Wish, shall be irrevocably subject to binding arbitration without recourse, said arbitration to take place at the North Pole, and said arbitrator to be Mr. Santa Claus, Esq. All such proceedings shall be at the sole cost and expenditure of the party assigning such dispute to arbitration, except that upon final disposition, all costs, liability, claims, judgments, and actions so determined, shall be borne by the party thereto assigned, subject only to the rules and procedures of superseding jurisdictions and common and uncommon law.
No warranties either expressed or implied shall attach to this Wish by virtue of its promulgation by the hereunder subscribed witness, which acts solely as an independent agent, neither bailor nor bailee, master nor servant.
MERRY MERRY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND MAY YOU ALL BE FOUND FREE OF PROXIMATE CAUSATIVE HARM, JUDGMENTS, LIABILITIES, DAMAGES, AND ACTIONS OF ANY SORT OR DEGREE OF WHATSOEVER NATURE AND WHERESOEVER SITUATE IN THE HEREINBEFORE REFERRED TO AND HENCEFORTH TO BE REALIZED "YEAR 2007."
William E. Gandy, JD, LP
Tyler, TX
Codicils attached 21 December 2006
JerryNJ, S.A./Lic.
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posted by JerryNJ @ 7:35 PM
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